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In That Short Bus Kinda Way

Posted by Lynnster on July 31, 2008

So yeah, I have been blogging for almost eleven and a half years, and just last night I registered over at BlogHer.

Uh huh, I’m a little bit slow sometimes.

Also, I got involved in a comment discussion this week about a subject I never ever in my life thought I would be discussing with a group of people online.  I can’t tell you what it was about nor where it is because most of you can’t see it anyway, but suffice it to say I am still a little bit weirded out about just how bizarre it was to find myself in such a discussion, albeit with a fine group of folks.  Life is really strange sometimes, not necessarily in a bad way, just bizarre.

Posted in blogfolks, blogstuff, friends are good, the internet is..., weird wild & whoa! | 2 Comments »

Go Buy Up All That Milk & Bread, Nashville

Posted by Lynnster on July 8, 2008

I should probably put some gas in my car and drive to Nashville tonight, because it’s been like 90-something degrees here for days (my car’s outside temp gauge on Sunday read 101), and some snow and ice might be nice for a change.

Duh.

(HT: nitweet @ Twitter and Nashvillest)

On another note – does anyone know what’s happened to Short&Fat?  I am still in Rex L. withdrawal and now this disappearance of S&F has me pouting.

Posted in about the weather, blogfolks, giggles, middle tennessee, nashville, weird wild & whoa! | Leave a Comment »

No News is… No News

Posted by Lynnster on July 1, 2008

Wow, I am so shocked about something I just read in my hometown newspaper, I’m almost speechless; and, in fact, jumped over here to write about it while I’m still processing the shock before I finished reading the rest of the paper (or the rest of the article, for that matter).

Yesterday it was announced that the Tennessean is cutting service to ten counties west of Dickson. I probably shouldn’t be quite as surprised as I am, as we’ve been discussing media matters (as in old school vs. current technology) here around the regional blogosphere for some time now, and I guess the writing’s been on the wall – especially now, with these outrageous fuel costs in this country. Still, the actuality of this has me stunned.

I wasn’t all that surprised a little over a week ago when my hometown newspaper announced that The Commercial Appeal, Memphis’ daily newspaper, was going to cease circulation in my home county (and, I would assume, my other home county next door where I went to high school). This is strictly my opinion, but I think the CA shot itself in the foot a few years ago – a foot that was already tenuous, at best, in Northwest Tennessee – when the decision was made to decrease news coverage of most anything north of Jackson.

Initially, that included the obituaries, which was about the only reason I still subscribed to the print version of the CA the last ten years that I did, so I could keep up with things like that that I needed to know back home. A little later – and after what I would assume were many complaints (I know they received two for sure) – they revised the decision a bit and began to re-include that region in the obituaries, but they never did quite get back up to speed with it and they frequently missed a lot, and pretty much the same with the news in general.

It just never did quite get back to speed and return to being the “overall” regional coverage and inclusion of all things not only Memphis but the broad surrounding area that, frankly, to me was always far superior to The Tennessean until maybe seven or eight years ago. I stopped subscribing to home delivery in the early part of this decade, partially due to the rising cost and the convenience of being able to read it online anyway, but mainly because of the decrease in regional coverage from north of Jackson. The decrease in general news coverage was actually pretty gradual over time, but the day they killed the obituaries was probably the death knell for a lot of people with the CA - both those living in Northwest Tennessee and those of us with a vested interest in the region.

So it’s not really a surprise to me that the CA is quitting Northwest Tennessee. I expect there were very few home delivery subscribers – if any – left, and doubt there were many buying it out of what few CA stands were still left around up yonder.

And when it comes down to it, like I said, the CA‘s foothold in the region has probably always been tenuous at best because that’s basically a Nashville news area – just about smack in the middle of the two, but just a little closer to Nashville and (more importantly, probably) an area which has been served by Nashville television and radio lo these many years. Before other stations started creeping in and then cable just exploded into a million channels, you had the three big Nashville network affiliates plus the PBS station, and then the alternate network stations in Paducah, Cape Girardeau, Jackson, and the other PBS station in Lexington, and that was it. You had to get closer to Jackson to get Memphis TV stations.

So, being almost all Nashville news towns TV-wise, that area has always been pretty pro-Tennessean vs. The Commercial Appeal as well, so – again – the CA‘s demise in that area’s not surprising. You had people who subscribed to both – we did, my family – but we were likely in the minority. We actually subscribed for years to home delivery of the CA daily and Sunday, and only subscribed to the Sunday Tennessean, but then again we had a daily paper in town most of my life. Until about six or seven years ago, anytime I was at home visiting, I went out on Sundays I was there and picked up both the Memphis and Nashville papers. Our preference for the CA was probably partially due to my parents both having gone to college in Memphis, but also I think we just generally all agreed the CA was superior to the Tennessean.

But that’s not at all true of most folks up there; like I said, those are mostly pro-Tennessean towns just west and just east of the Tennessee River, so I’m just really shocked that the paper is going to discontinue all service up there – not even in stores or on the paper racks. And so soon on the heels of the CA‘s same decision, and especially when the Tennessean‘s always been so far ahead of the CA in popularity (and, one would assume, sales). But in this case, I guess better sales (for whatever that was worth in this day and age) no longer makes up for the astronomical rise in fuel costs, as well as other expenses.

But even though I haven’t actually resided in Northwest Tennessee since 1985, it is kind of freaking me out to think of both those papers not being there – at least the Sunday editions. This is actually a pretty large area we’re talking about and – man. It’s weird to think about, and it’s going to also be really strange not to see newspaper racks around up there (or at least not but a couple).

If I wasn’t so hyper-aware of the issue, maybe I wouldn’t even notice they’re not around anymore, I don’t know. But right now I’m just picturing in my head the sight of outside the post office in downtown Paris, by the door of all the convenience stores in Paris and Camden, the racks by the cash register of dozens of other stores – all those places that I knew, if I wanted (or needed) to run out and get a Sunday Tennessean or CA, they’d be there. And now they won’t be. And that’s weird.

So that pretty much leaves a fairly large area without a large newspaper service, not even on Sunday. Well, there is one large-ish paper – if you could even call it that – not as big as the other two, still around (for now). But if you can’t be nice, and all that, you know. That’s why I’m not going to say anything else at all about that one.

I don’t know. It’s weird. I think we’ve all sort of seen this coming, but just now with this it really and truly seems like the real beginning of the end of an era now, to me anyway, and that’s of course from a total layman’s point of view. But not only am I just freaked out about what if I am back home and want a Sunday paper and have to drive an hour in either direction to get one, of course; I’m concerned for the friends (like this one and this one and this one and this one) and family who are right at the heart of it all too.

No Sunday papers in a ten-county area, gas prices looking like they’re pushing towards five bucks a gallon, and I just noticed my dog’s usual (and previously relatively inexpensive) dog food has gone up nearly an entire four dollars a bag. My salary’s certainly taken a big hit this year catastrophically – and I’m obviously not a “normal” case – but even if I was still working the same job, I’m pretty sure my salary wouldn’t have gone up much (if at all), and I imagine many others are in the same boat. What’s next? I’m honestly beginning to dread to even wonder.

Posted in blogfolks, memphis, middle tennessee, nashville, tennessee in general, the economy sucks, weird wild & whoa!, west tennessee | 4 Comments »

Tales from the Northwest Side

Posted by Lynnster on June 17, 2008

Since I was compelled to create a new category today called Squirrel Queen Tales, I am equally compelled to add the now-infamous Goosepond Swamp Monster legend to it, and link to the photo of where said Goosepond Monster lives.

Notice there’s no talk of Goosepondery over here.  But I’m still putting my money on ‘Coma.  If anyone can find the GSM, she can.

(Technically I guess the category should be ‘Coma tales, but seeing as how the category was begat of Squirrelly’s now-confirmed ice cream headache remedy that I impudently laughed at when I first heard it, plus Squirrel Queen Tales just sounds funnier…)

Posted in blogfolks, blogstuff, friends are good, giggles, squirrel queen tales, updates to the zone, weird wild & whoa!, west tennessee | 4 Comments »

Technicality

Posted by Lynnster on June 10, 2008

I was telling my mom the other night that a question I keep seeing amidst one of my online ventures lately that grabbed my attention immediately was, “Have you ever wanted to see where Elvis lives?”

And my immediate gut reaction was uh, no, I don’t think I want to see where Elvis lives RIGHT NOW just yet, and I’ll inevitably be seeing it one of these days.  As will we all.

I have seen where he LIVED, yes.

OK, I’m picky about words, yes, that too.

So then last night as I was driving back to Memphis from Olive Branch – and about a fair hop, skip & a jump from Graceland – I noticed a billboard:  “WHERE ELVIS LIVES”.  So I guess that’s their current advertising campaign and all.

And at first I thought, well, I guess they told me, huh.  But then I shook my head.  It’s STILL not RIGHT.

I guess “Where Elvis lives ON” doesn’t really have the same ring to it, but even though I’m probably in the minority, there are still gonna be people like me who see that and go, “Ew, NO.”

Posted in in my head, lynnster logic, memphis, weird wild & whoa! | 1 Comment »

Just Like Keef

Posted by Lynnster on May 9, 2008

One thing I almost always get in my Christmas stocking every year (we’re Episcopalian, that explains it, right?) is a few miniature bottles of whatever liquor or liqueur – usually Bailey’s or Kahlua since I drink stuff like that in coffee often in the winter, but sometimes other stuff. I don’t drink much liquor as a rule and my tastes tend to run to anything that tastes like Kool-Aid. I like many Schnapps – green apple, cinnamon, butterscotch, peach (Pucker in the peach preferably, the rest is too sweet). I like white rum, vodka, and that’s really about it. In the last couple of years, I’ve scored some little bottles of Stoli and some vodka from the Czech Republic.  It’s also a well-known fact I like orange soda.

So what better after a really crummy week than to pull a Keith Richards and celebrate the end of this awful week with Keef’s favorite drink, Nuclear Waste – orange soda, cranberry juice, and vodka. Although I’m kinda beginning to think about halfway through that this might taste better with some of that Malibu Rum I’ve had stashed in the kitchen for months instead.

But it’s okay. Depending on where you read, some recipes don’t include the cranberry juice – just straight orange soda and vodka, I think better with the cranberry juice though. Some recipes claim it has to be Sunkist (which I can’t stand) and some say orange Fanta (which is what I’m drinking). It’s all right, but I’m probably still going to dump some of that coconut rum in there before the night is through.

On another note, you might want to have a couple of your own favorite beverages and then go look at this.  (Please don’t tell anybody that my first question to ‘Coma when she first pointed it out was, “Are they kangaroos?” – let’s just keep that between you and me.)

Posted in blogfolks, giggles, holidays, music, wasted, weird wild & whoa! | 3 Comments »

Yep, It’s That Time Again

Posted by Lynnster on April 13, 2008

So I’m here to tell you that yesterday, April 12th, was National Licorice Day.

WTF???

You know, it’s been my experience that most people don’t even like licorice. I like cherry and strawberry Twizzlers okay, but that’s about it.

No offense to the licorice industry, but wow, I just don’t know what to think about National Licorice Day.

By the way, today (April 13th) is International Plant Appreciation Day. Even though I have a black thumb, I think I can appreciate a plant a little easier than I can licorice. So go appreciate your plants, people! No charge.

Posted in fun with food, holidays, weird wild & whoa! | 7 Comments »

Idol Dreams

Posted by Lynnster on May 6, 2007

I just dreamed that the top ten (or whatever it is, been a few years since I’ve watched it) finalists for American Idol
were all people I know, and the winner was someone I know who absolutely, without a doubt, cannot sing.

I need coffee.

Posted in dreaming is free, weird wild & whoa! | 2 Comments »

Would You Like Fries with That?

Posted by Lynnster on April 20, 2007

I’ve repeated the story many times (much as I was told many times) of how when my mother was pregnant with me and living in Memphis, she used to send my dad out for Krystals all the time.

And now, many (who’s counting?) decades later – Krystal Pizza.

Pregnancy craving satisfier or gastrointestinal Armageddon? Could be both.

.

HT: The most excellent R. Neal @ KnoxViews

Posted in a family thing, ancient history, fun with food, specifically southern, weird wild & whoa! | 4 Comments »

Shoot the Whole Day Down

Posted by Lynnster on March 12, 2007

I just looked at the front page at WordPress a minute ago, and am a little freaked out that right at this moment there are exactly 759,759 blogs on WordPress.com.

And, thanks everyone for being so kind and thoughtful yesterday/last night/today. I am a little less evil-mooded today but not much, still pretty foul. And I have had some kind of weird aches in pains in three extremities since I got up. Which means my only useful extremity today is my left arm. And I’m right-handed.

Oh, and also this morning, the spare tire now on the car? Flat.

So this week seems to be starting off and going just about exactly as I predicted. Bleh.

Posted in blah, blogstuff, my luck sucks, weird wild & whoa! | 7 Comments »

 
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